The art of matress testing

A tough job, but someone's got to do it

Sunday, September 18, 2005

geez, this place only have a coin op internet dial up

I'm left with 1 minute after logging on...

The tour seems great, I'm going to try surfing and skydiving tomorrow

now I'm using up all my coins...


The tour is quite interesting, there is our tour guide Jo, she's obsessed with toilet jokes and is constantly eluding to people getting naked.

Paul our driver is cool, he drives what I consider the best bus ever, even the tires are shiney..

So today mostly we are heading north driving to a place called coff's habour, where we are staying at a resort.

We met a lot of fellow Canadians, especially from Toronto, there must be 8 of us out of 30. I guess they just do the best advertising here.

There are tourists from UK, Germany, New Zealand, and even Australia on ths contiki tour.

Jo our tour guide is quite funny but tough, she's apparently a cop from a previous life... so there are lots of rules:

1. no shiting in the bus toilet - it's hell to clean up and everyone gets to appreciate the smell for the whole trip
2. don't be late - apparently she has no trouble leaving people behind, and you'd believe her
3. no whining, "build a bridge, get over it"
4. no hot liquid, no hot food, because they stick up the bus
5. when she's talking, no talking over her! *swoons*
6. drink water, dehydration is bad, she doesn't want to do search on your body for any health info
7. FAC-U : after the bus stops, footrest, seat, arm rest, curtains in Up position

She played "I like big butts" from sir mixalot at the end of the day, she's got my respect :)

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home